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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped “What are you doing?” The little boy answered “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.” “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.”Yes”, he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?” The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”  After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”


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Dead Man Walking

Here’s another poker cartoon that I can personally relate to. Sheesh. Like, everyone knows the more poker time-in, the better you get…

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How do you Celebrate?

Ah huh…another poker cartoon I can relate to.

It’s either a poker win or goal in the football – even our particularly haughty cat barely opens a eye now though.

…so p’raps I’m losing weight. 🙂

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Mobile Poker…?

Here’s another cartoon sent in by a reader. Thanks Aces04_x – and yeah, I can  relate to this one too.

I’ve yet to find a mobile poker game I like much – if I’m playing poker I want my creature comforts…well, a comfy chair, plenty of cold diet Pepsi within reach and an antiglare screen big enough for at least 3 concurrent games. Ah…I know, why not use my PC?

Once again I can’t give any credit to the source or cartoonist as it’s not signed…


Time you dusted?

Thanks to Sane_UK01 for sharing this cartoon – it apparently reminded him of me. This was obviously BEFORE I invested in a Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner. (HIGHLY recommended by the way, and quiet enough not to take my mind off the game or scare the cat).

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Sorry, I’ve no idea where he sourced this and it’s not signed so we can’t even acknowledge the cartoonist.